Old Whore's Diet | April 1, 2009 | Comments (9)

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Song:
Old Whore’s Diet by Rufus Wainwright (with Antony).

Scent: L’Artisan Parfumeur Mechant Loup, by Bertrand Duchaufour. Lord have mercy, this is masculine but soft. I suppose I mean that it isn’t abrasive despite notes of pepper, star anise, licorice, sandalwood, honey, hazelnut, myrrh, tonka bean and cedar, and truth be told I am somewhat reminded of the fine scotch whiskys we’ve been trying this year. (It seems I am on a sort of subconscious myrrh kick, also.) Smooth but aggressive. Their description is kind of adorable – “Full of forest scents with the heart of hazelnut! Mechant Loup is a woody perfume, which will soften and sweeten the most incorrigible charmer inside every man.” This is absolutely a big, warm, manly scent for Fall or Winter. I’d love it on M, I think, but not so much on myself. I’ll have to update this later once it’s fully dried down! (And maybe after I’ve convinced M to give it a shot.)

Confession: Late last night, M noticed lights flashing outside and the next thing I knew, she was motioning frantically for me to come over and take a look and shouting about long poles and WHAT THE HELL and ZOMG there was some sort of covert alien transportation thing going on. It’s all wrapped up nice and tight for you in this most excellent video with an Of Montreal song (Sink The Seine). It was some sort of wide load container thing, very shiny and new, and all these men were running to and fro with the police blocking the street and talking to people over the megaphone and proceeding very, very slowly. Totally bizarre. M ran to get her binoculars. What WAS in the massive box? Who can say?


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SBJ @ 2:48 PM

Comments (9)

  • coopergirl

    Looks to me like Skinny’s moving her wardrobe to an undisclosed location to avoid a closet invasion robbery. The cops are just there to make sure your vintage doesn’t get boosted in transit.

    Now, please to explain, the dress as a shirt. When you do that, where does the rest of the dress go. When I wear wife beater as a tee shirt, it gets all bunched up on me in the jeans. If I tucked a dress in there, it would look like an inner tube.

  • Skinny Bone Jones

    @ coopergirl: Dude, I have no idea! It’s this same dress: http://fitforafemme.wordpress.com/2008/07/13/hangover-hair/ & http://fitforafemme.wordpress.com/2008/08/08/booze-sweat-and-tears/ – with the little slip on underneath and everything. I just crammed that shit down into my jeans and wiggled around until it came just untucked enough.

    The jeans are an inch or two larger than I’m used to, so it could be that?

    I L?VE YOUR THEORY ON THE MYSTERYMOBILE! YES!

  • http://ahotchildinthecity.wordpress.com angiesyounglover

    where the hell do you fit all this perfume? i have maybe like 10 scents. is there a secret chamber in the mythical closet?

  • Skinny Bone Jones

    Y’all are curious kittens today! I have around a dozen full sized bottles of perfume, and dozens of decants in assorted sizes and shapes tucked away in various tiny drawers and pockets in the master bath (and strewn across every other inch of the loft, according to M). Oh, and a ton of sample vials, too.

    The decants range in size from about the size of an average sample and up – from 1.5ml-15ml or so.

    Like this: http://theperfumedcourt.com/~decant_page.aspx

  • Skinny Bone Jones

    PS. I’d have to be an heiress to afford full size bottles of every perfume I’ve tried! I like to try stuff out and then invest in bigger supplies if I really fall in love with something.

    That will happen shortly with French Lover and Querelle (don’t tell M, she’ll tell me to fetch myself a cubicle job first!).

  • M

    they are on to something! maybe it is the salvation army pickup you scheduled????

  • http://ahotchildinthecity.wordpress.com angiesyounglover

    thanks for the example! gotcha!

  • http://sublimefemme@wordpress.com sublimefemme

    Hey it’s your spring color-of-choice, yellow! Love the softness of this shade on you and the contrast provided by the jewelry.
    And if those are your bookshelves, I’d love to know what some of those volumes are. Perhaps a close up is in order…

    xo
    SF

  • knifemouth

    The video it is most genius; I would like to have that image on a shirt please and then I will sew a flap of cloth over it so I can raise and lower it while I sing dat song …. la la laaa laa la la laal laaaaaa. Please to send me this image? Means what I say, Does what I means.
    Also, I used “Mother Teresa back from Dead” in recent headblogline and my views they skyrocket. Am now watching behind for albino monks at all times. *Please to send me this image? *Please to send me this image? *Please to wend me this inhedge?