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Fact: Don’t attempt to use sand dollars as skipping stones.
Fact: Don’t attempt to skip stones when a big wave is about to throw you off balance.
Fact: Don’t attempt to recreate the precarious water scene karate move thing from Karate Kid.
Fact: Don’t attempt the above especially when a big wave is about to throw you off balance whilst your wife grins behind a camera.

Actually? Scratch that. Attempt all of the above, you will have a tremendous and soaking wet day at the beach!

Fact: OMG, I used to have the biggest crush on him.

Tip: If you’re a tomboy type, leave your wallet in the car or in your bag. Don’t say I didn’t warn you! M still has sand in hers, I bet.

Fact: This dress is ancient now. Like five years old!
Fact: Twirling in a sand dune with 4.5″ wedge heels is hard.
Fact: Dizzily veering toward the edge to your sandy demise is not recommended.
Fact: If your loverbird tells you to lie down next to bees and dragonflies, you’d better listen.
Fact: It’s way easier to just sand there looking all bossy with your legs planted wide apart. Like so:

Dress: Nolita
Shoes: Dolce Vita
Ring: Vintage
Sunglasses: Kenneth Cole
Necklace: Isla Mujeres boutique
Background: Ocean Beach, San Francisco

CONFESSION: These photos are approximately 8 days old. GASP. Really, they are just tomboy candy and for fun. An impromptu gay parody of sorts after American Gothic, of course, which makes ever so much more sense if you know my complete and total (and often hilarious and heartrendingly tragic) family history. After running around in my mother’s backyard, we found ourselves some serious gardening tools and had some silly fun.

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Confession: I am up to my eyeballs with work and other projects, but I wanted to post yet another breezy summer dress for y’all, and say how sorry I am that you’ve been putting up with cut-off images (and possibly text). I hope this new way is a little bit better. M & I are going to work on giving FFAF a much-needed makeover in the next week or so. I’m thinking Calvin Klein’s minimalist elegance, but we’ll see. It could end up the lovechild of a sequined vintage leotard + Roget Vivier shoes and we’ll all just have to love it like our own little precious bedazzled drag gaybie. Who can say!?

I am SUPER EXCITED for tonight’s ANTM finale, and am expecting my crew over at the loft at any moment. I bought an extra-special Tres Leches confection for the occasion and will reveal the glorious cake wreck here after we know who the winner is. It will be worth the wait, trust me. XOXO!